Sunday, June 12, 2005

Short takes

Talk about getting the fat out of government!

Suppose Jesus appeared to you on a potato chip. Would He wind up in the onion dip?

After all those years of putting up with Radio Free Europe, the Kremlin is planning to return the favor. No word yet on whether they will have a White Ho reporter.

Middle age gets us all...
Led Zeppelin legend Robert Plant has told how he gets in the mood to rock — by ironing. Plant, 56, says he insists on an ironing board in his dressing room...

"I find ironing helps get me in the mood before I perform. I always have an ironing board in my room before going on stage.”
[The Sun]