Thursday, June 16, 2005

Serbian man seeks American women for market research.

A Serbian man who has invented a sex machine for women is appealing to western women to test his device. Nesa Proka, from the central town of Krusevac, made the appeal after failing to find any willing Serbian women.

He has taken out a patent on what he says is the "ultimate sex aid" for lonely women after spending three years working on it.

The machine, which runs on a 390 volt electric engine...

Whoa, there! Requiring the house to be re-wired is a drawback.

Skipping the lurid engineering details, we'll just stipulate that this sex machine is a sex machine...

Proka said he would have to market it in the west because he had not been able to find any Serbian woman to test it out. "Western women are more liberal. I couldn't find a woman here to try the sex machine," he told local daily Glas Javnosti.

But he did admit that some local women were curious about his invention and a few had come into his garage where he keeps it locked away just to look at it.

One reportedly told the newspaper: "If I had a machine like that at home I would never go outside the front door." [Ananova]

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