Saturday, October 09, 2004

Breaking news: Australia is not Spain ... Democrats object.

In an election largely seen as a referendum on his government's strong support of American policy in Iraq, Australian Prime Minister John Howard has been re-elected to a unprecedented fourth term in a "massive" victory.

Just in: John Kerry's reacts to the re-election of the bribed and coerced: "Think of the precedent this sets. Even after what my own sister said about them! Hey, would I have to deal these guys as allies?", as lawsuits are filed.